Moral of the story:
Little by little, you'll go a long way!
Legal Disclaimer
The above fable is NOT
a true story and does not purport to be an accurate depiction of oyster life,
mannerisms, or speech patterns. Any resemblance to actual oysters, whether
living or dead, is merely coincidental. Cognizant of the thousands of dedicated,
hard working oysters that fill our bays and estuaries, the author in no way
wishes to portray oysters, or shellfish in general, as sedentary, lazy
creatures. In fact, the author is extremely fond of shellfish greatly
esteems and respects all mollusks. Finally, no oysters, pearls, or plankton were
harmed in the writing of this fable.
Next lesson: are you an ocarina gourmet?

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